Showing The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4 by Sue Townsend

PANDORA AND I ARE IN LOVE! IT IS OFFICIAL! SHE TOLD CLAIRE NELSON, WHO TOLD NIGEL, WHO TOLD ME. I TOLD NIGEL TO TELL CLAIRE TO TELL PANDORA THAT I RETURN HER LOVE. I AM OVER THE MOON WITH JOY. I CAN OVERLOOK THE FACT THAT PANDORA SMOKES FIVE BENSON AND HEDGES A DAY AND HAS HER OWN LIGHTER. WHEN YOU ARE IN LOVE SUCH THINGS CEASE TO MATTER.