The thoughts of schoolboy William Brown; "That actor bloke Martin Jarvis has helped me rekord this audio. He thinks he can tork like me, but he can't. I sound better. So pay no attention to him. Just listen to me telling you about the most important things in life!" Listings: My Summer Holiday; What's Wrong with Civilizashun; The Job I'd Like Best; Commonsense About Holidays; School is a Waste of Time; My Day in London; Something Like a Change; I'll Tell You What's Wrong with Christmas; Home for the Holidays; William's Christmas Presents; Christmas Day with William; and New Year's Day.