Paperback. Pub Date: December 2010 Pages: 234 Publisher: the HarperCollins Publishers Goodman's Gifts & Stationery Store Feuary 14 Cashier: Elyse 3 boxes of Heart-Shaped chocolate ... 12.00 Chocolate is the only good thing about this nauseating holiday Containers of candy hearts ... 5.00 Ever since my ex cheated on me. I've sworn off love. Too bad my new neighbor Patrick didn't get the memo. 1 Valentine's Day card ... 4.50 I'm not interested. Although . he is pretty cute. And sweet. And funny. 1 singing Cupid doll (promotional item) ... 0.00 Stupid Cupid! Point your arrows at someone else .... Subtotal ... 21.50 It's going to be a complicated Valentine's Day .